Thursday, December 1, 2011

"DO THESE THINGS EXASPERATE YOU?"

1) 3G AND 4G

2) CRACKED LCD SCREENS

3) PEOPLE WITH FOUL BODY ODOR AND DON'T KNOW IT ( OR ACT LIKE THEY DON'T KNOW IT)

4) PEOPLE WHO PUT THEIR BARE FEET OUT THE DRIVERS SIDE WINDOW

5) PUTTING AIR IN YOUR TIRE

6) PEOPLE WHO PICK THEIR NOSE WHILE DRIVING WITHOUT A CARE

7) STEPPING IN WATER AND GETTING YOUR SOCKS WET

8) BITING YOUR TONGUE AND THEN BITING IT AGAIN LIKE 10 SECONDS LATER

9) WHEN YOU SIT NEAR THE WINDOW ON AN AIRPLANE AND YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM

10) PEOPLE WHO COUGH ALL ON YOU AND ACT LIKE YOUR NOT THERE

11) BILLS

12) THE DMV! NEED I SAY MORE!

13) A PERSON WHO THINKS THEY KNOW IT ALL

14) PEOPLE WHO CAN'T CONTROL THEMSELVES WHEN DRINKING

15) UGLY BOXY HYBRID VEHICLES

16) BRINGING YOUR OWN BAGS TO THE SUPERMARKET

17) PEOPLE WHO TALK LOUD ON THEIR CELLPHONE IN A PLACE THATS OBVIOUSLY A QUIET ZONE

18) PAYING ANY KIND OF TAX OR TAXES

19) THE SCENT OF URINE AFTER EATING ASPARAGUS

20).WHEN PARENTS LET THEIR KIDS RUN AROUND AND TOUCH EVERYTHING IN A PUBLIC PLACE AND WONT SAY ANYTHING TO THEM TILL SOMEONE ELSE DOES OR THEY FALL AND GET HURT

21) BLACK FRIDAY

22) LOOKY- LOO'S AND RUBBERNECKING

23) WANNA BE GANGSTERS

24) CELL PHONE CHARGER MALFUNCTIONS AND YOUR BATTERY DIES 100 TIIMES FASTER THAN THE LENGTH OF TIME YOU CHARGED IT FOR

25) SOLICITORS OF ANY KIND

26) OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD MOTORCYCLES OR ANY KIND OF HONDA

27) PEOPLE WHO DONT PULL UP TO THE FIRST STALL AT THE GAS STATION. AND MAKE YOU DRIVE AROUND TO THE OTHER SIDE

28) WHEN YOUTUBE VIDEOS GO VIRAL THAT SHOULDN'T

29) WHEN A BURNER GOES OUT ON THE STOVE

30) SPEEDBUMPS

31) SUPER NOSEY PEOPLE

32) WHEN THE DRIVER AHEAD OF YOU ATTEMPTS TO CLEAN THEIR FRONT WINDSHIELD WITH THEIR WIPERS AND END UP SPRAYING YOUR FRONT WINDOW IN THE PROCESS

YEAH, WE THOUGHT SO TOO... "TOODLES" !! ( THIS WORD ALSO GOES ON THE LIST )

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Monday, August 29, 2011

It is what it "Eye" S

Ok so I'm driving along on the freeway and guess who decides to pay me a visit? The Mr."Hi..I'm gonna make sure u drop your cell phone in between your driver's seat and arm rest and guarantee you won't be able to reach it unless you completely stop "EVERYTHING" your doing and pull over to the side of the road, take off your seat belt, exit the vehicle, pull your seat forward or backward depending on whatever extremely tedious and idiotic situation I feel like putting you in Guy.." Oh well what can ya say? "It Is What It is" Or how about when you own a dog that sheds hair.... so much hair, that you think the dog would've of been bald by now, not to mention it's white fur, so don't even think about wearing black unless you wanna look like your wearing a fur coat or plan to have plenty of lint brushes handy when you walk out of the house. Your gonna find hair in your car mats, tooth brush, glass of wine, BBQ dinner, your purse, oh yah, and if you wear contacts it's a total nightmare..Ya might as well say FORGET ABOUT IT...."It is what it is" Or how about when your opening a nice bottle of "San Simeon" wine and the cork breaks in half...and THEN you try to channel the inner genius of "MacGyver" to take out the other half but then end up pushing it completely into the bottle and wind up sipping "cork shrapnel" in your glass of wine...Eh, It happens to all of us at one point right? "It Is what it Is". Don't you hate when you buy new batteries for that "one remote control" that doesn't work properly cuz the batteries in it are 600 years old, and just when your about to replace them u end up using the "brand new batteries" for something else and choose to recycle some other used dusty old batteries that have been sitting in your "spider web drawer" for ions? Do we really need to say it again? RKM GROUP...."CONSCIOUS....CREATIVE"

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Sunday, August 14, 2011

"Strange Phenomenon"

Why are we all so intrigued by the mystery of UFO's? Is it because we're slightly entertained by the thought of their existence actually being real? Or is it just fun to watch the tv shows on the Discovery and History Channel. Ok well yah its a little bit of both for us especially being witnesses of such a "Strange Phenomenon".
I remember driving to my friend Rasheeds house with my boy Chris one evening when suddenly I noticed an obscure fire shaped light in the sky. We didn't think much of it at first but as I continued to glance up at the light, It suddenly began to change its size and shape exactly like fire. We both were in extreme shock and pulled over to the side of the road and stared with disbelief. The object slowly moved from side to side and appeared to be getting closer to the ground all while continuously changing shape and size...one moment it was an oblong shape and the next it was a small circle of light. Once the object began to hover above the trees, it suddenly shrunk its size once again and vanished! Till this day I still think about that extraordinary experience and will never forget it.
Hey, I'm right there with you Rib-Eye I remember chilling in the backyard with my mom and dad all of a sudden this bright flash streamed by quickly behind the high eucalyptus trees in the sky behind my place and it wasn't a shooting star because we all have seen that before, it was unlike anything we had ever seen before, we all looked at each other at the same time and said "you saw what I saw right?" it definitely left an impact and proves to me that there is other life out there besides humans.
So the questions remains.... how much do we really know ?

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