Sunday, December 4, 2011
Thursday, December 1, 2011
"DO THESE THINGS EXASPERATE YOU?"
1) 3G AND 4G
2) CRACKED LCD SCREENS
3) PEOPLE WITH FOUL BODY ODOR AND DON'T KNOW IT ( OR ACT LIKE THEY DON'T KNOW IT)
4) PEOPLE WHO PUT THEIR BARE FEET OUT THE DRIVERS SIDE WINDOW
5) PUTTING AIR IN YOUR TIRE
6) PEOPLE WHO PICK THEIR NOSE WHILE DRIVING WITHOUT A CARE
7) STEPPING IN WATER AND GETTING YOUR SOCKS WET
8) BITING YOUR TONGUE AND THEN BITING IT AGAIN LIKE 10 SECONDS LATER
9) WHEN YOU SIT NEAR THE WINDOW ON AN AIRPLANE AND YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
10) PEOPLE WHO COUGH ALL ON YOU AND ACT LIKE YOUR NOT THERE
11) BILLS
12) THE DMV! NEED I SAY MORE!
13) A PERSON WHO THINKS THEY KNOW IT ALL
14) PEOPLE WHO CAN'T CONTROL THEMSELVES WHEN DRINKING
15) UGLY BOXY HYBRID VEHICLES
16) BRINGING YOUR OWN BAGS TO THE SUPERMARKET
17) PEOPLE WHO TALK LOUD ON THEIR CELLPHONE IN A PLACE THATS OBVIOUSLY A QUIET ZONE
18) PAYING ANY KIND OF TAX OR TAXES
19) THE SCENT OF URINE AFTER EATING ASPARAGUS
20).WHEN PARENTS LET THEIR KIDS RUN AROUND AND TOUCH EVERYTHING IN A PUBLIC PLACE AND WONT SAY ANYTHING TO THEM TILL SOMEONE ELSE DOES OR THEY FALL AND GET HURT
21) BLACK FRIDAY
22) LOOKY- LOO'S AND RUBBERNECKING
23) WANNA BE GANGSTERS
24) CELL PHONE CHARGER MALFUNCTIONS AND YOUR BATTERY DIES 100 TIIMES FASTER THAN THE LENGTH OF TIME YOU CHARGED IT FOR
25) SOLICITORS OF ANY KIND
26) OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD MOTORCYCLES OR ANY KIND OF HONDA
27) PEOPLE WHO DONT PULL UP TO THE FIRST STALL AT THE GAS STATION. AND MAKE YOU DRIVE AROUND TO THE OTHER SIDE
28) WHEN YOUTUBE VIDEOS GO VIRAL THAT SHOULDN'T
29) WHEN A BURNER GOES OUT ON THE STOVE
30) SPEEDBUMPS
31) SUPER NOSEY PEOPLE
32) WHEN THE DRIVER AHEAD OF YOU ATTEMPTS TO CLEAN THEIR FRONT WINDSHIELD WITH THEIR WIPERS AND END UP SPRAYING YOUR FRONT WINDOW IN THE PROCESS
YEAH, WE THOUGHT SO TOO... "TOODLES" !! ( THIS WORD ALSO GOES ON THE LIST )
2) CRACKED LCD SCREENS
3) PEOPLE WITH FOUL BODY ODOR AND DON'T KNOW IT ( OR ACT LIKE THEY DON'T KNOW IT)
4) PEOPLE WHO PUT THEIR BARE FEET OUT THE DRIVERS SIDE WINDOW
5) PUTTING AIR IN YOUR TIRE
6) PEOPLE WHO PICK THEIR NOSE WHILE DRIVING WITHOUT A CARE
7) STEPPING IN WATER AND GETTING YOUR SOCKS WET
8) BITING YOUR TONGUE AND THEN BITING IT AGAIN LIKE 10 SECONDS LATER
9) WHEN YOU SIT NEAR THE WINDOW ON AN AIRPLANE AND YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
10) PEOPLE WHO COUGH ALL ON YOU AND ACT LIKE YOUR NOT THERE
11) BILLS
12) THE DMV! NEED I SAY MORE!
13) A PERSON WHO THINKS THEY KNOW IT ALL
14) PEOPLE WHO CAN'T CONTROL THEMSELVES WHEN DRINKING
15) UGLY BOXY HYBRID VEHICLES
16) BRINGING YOUR OWN BAGS TO THE SUPERMARKET
17) PEOPLE WHO TALK LOUD ON THEIR CELLPHONE IN A PLACE THATS OBVIOUSLY A QUIET ZONE
18) PAYING ANY KIND OF TAX OR TAXES
19) THE SCENT OF URINE AFTER EATING ASPARAGUS
20).WHEN PARENTS LET THEIR KIDS RUN AROUND AND TOUCH EVERYTHING IN A PUBLIC PLACE AND WONT SAY ANYTHING TO THEM TILL SOMEONE ELSE DOES OR THEY FALL AND GET HURT
21) BLACK FRIDAY
22) LOOKY- LOO'S AND RUBBERNECKING
23) WANNA BE GANGSTERS
24) CELL PHONE CHARGER MALFUNCTIONS AND YOUR BATTERY DIES 100 TIIMES FASTER THAN THE LENGTH OF TIME YOU CHARGED IT FOR
25) SOLICITORS OF ANY KIND
26) OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD MOTORCYCLES OR ANY KIND OF HONDA
27) PEOPLE WHO DONT PULL UP TO THE FIRST STALL AT THE GAS STATION. AND MAKE YOU DRIVE AROUND TO THE OTHER SIDE
28) WHEN YOUTUBE VIDEOS GO VIRAL THAT SHOULDN'T
29) WHEN A BURNER GOES OUT ON THE STOVE
30) SPEEDBUMPS
31) SUPER NOSEY PEOPLE
32) WHEN THE DRIVER AHEAD OF YOU ATTEMPTS TO CLEAN THEIR FRONT WINDSHIELD WITH THEIR WIPERS AND END UP SPRAYING YOUR FRONT WINDOW IN THE PROCESS
YEAH, WE THOUGHT SO TOO... "TOODLES" !! ( THIS WORD ALSO GOES ON THE LIST )
Labels: powwowpatio, rkmgroup
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Thursday, October 27, 2011
NEW HALLOWEEN HAUNTED HOUSE THEME SONG RIBKAT FEAT. VIRGEN
Labels: CHILDREN, DONTBE SCARED, FAMILY, HALLOWEEN, HAUNTEDHOUSE, NOTEASUSTES, ribkat, rkmgroup
Friday, September 16, 2011
"LLEVAME LEJO"
Fresh off the vodka and pickle Juice and right into the arms of puerto rico we celebrate the beautiful gift of unity through music and culture. We have been blessed to travel and explore many different countries in the world and no matter where you go there's always one common source that we can "all" communicate through, and that's music. This particular celebration is dedicated to the latino community.
The RKM GROUP family would like to personally reach out and give a big abrazo to all of our latin supporters. We appreciate the love, support and dedication that you share amongst each other, including us. Just because we got drunk at the chinchorro doesn't mean we forgot ya'll.
Speaking of puerto rico, the "mofongo de langosta" in "Santa Isabel" is 2 die for and if you wanna indulge in something sweet after heaven, then try "arroz con dulce" that is if you feel like dying for a second time. Oh and shot out to all the "coqui's" you guys make beautiful music, once the sun goes down we know we got constant hits raining all night till dawn....and by the way tell em to boom dat " LLEVAME LEJO" joint. Talk about humidity? Good grief of glory its harsh.....but you'll adapt... that's tropical weather for ya. Oh, silly "I", shot out to all our families in Bangkok ,Thailand and India, thank you for helping us feel right at home!! Y con eso los dejamos y brindamos a las differentes culturas del mundo...
The RKM GROUP family would like to personally reach out and give a big abrazo to all of our latin supporters. We appreciate the love, support and dedication that you share amongst each other, including us. Just because we got drunk at the chinchorro doesn't mean we forgot ya'll.
Speaking of puerto rico, the "mofongo de langosta" in "Santa Isabel" is 2 die for and if you wanna indulge in something sweet after heaven, then try "arroz con dulce" that is if you feel like dying for a second time. Oh and shot out to all the "coqui's" you guys make beautiful music, once the sun goes down we know we got constant hits raining all night till dawn....and by the way tell em to boom dat " LLEVAME LEJO" joint. Talk about humidity? Good grief of glory its harsh.....but you'll adapt... that's tropical weather for ya. Oh, silly "I", shot out to all our families in Bangkok ,Thailand and India, thank you for helping us feel right at home!! Y con eso los dejamos y brindamos a las differentes culturas del mundo...
Sunday, September 4, 2011
VODKA 'N' PICKLE JUICE
Yes Vodka and Pickle Juice..this is not a typo and no you are "NOT" hallucinating. So go ahead and get it out your system..... squirm now thank us later. I was first introduced to this godlike combination by a pack of fans that greeted me after a show I did a few years ago in LA. Now everybody knows me as a whiskey man....but trust me that's not all I drink. So here I am surrounded by a couple of fans, a giant jug of vodka and a freshly un-opened jar of pickles. Next thing I know I'm being cheered on to take a shot of the vodka and basically forced to chase it with pickle juice. Little to my surprise did I soon realize that this was the greatest drink treat ever, so from that day on I became a changed man/alien. Now I know there's a lot of you who prefer your dirty martinis and yadda yadda but trust me this is a drink that tastes best when taken as a simple "1....2" process..;First ya shoot the vodka...then ya chase it with pickle juice and lordy lordy let me tell ya it's the "muthaf_#ki_ S__T!! The pickle juice chaser just adds this nice electric zing to it,completely masking the taste of vodka which depending on your tolerance could really kick your face in cuz the buzz creeps on ya like stealth ninjas...so you've been warned mis amigos....you've been warned
Oh btw here's a quick list of more amazing combos that most of you would probably consider to be insane :)
Baked Potatoes with A1 Sauce
Hot Chocolate with melted Cheddar Cheese inside (Eat the cheese with a spoon, and sip the chocolate)
Pickles, Peanut Butter and Mustard
Sour Twizzlerz with Cream Cheese
And last but not least Yagermister and O.J
So "Nazdarovya!!!!"
RKM GROUP "CONSCIOUS....CREATIVE"
Oh btw here's a quick list of more amazing combos that most of you would probably consider to be insane :)
Baked Potatoes with A1 Sauce
Hot Chocolate with melted Cheddar Cheese inside (Eat the cheese with a spoon, and sip the chocolate)
Pickles, Peanut Butter and Mustard
Sour Twizzlerz with Cream Cheese
And last but not least Yagermister and O.J
So "Nazdarovya!!!!"
RKM GROUP "CONSCIOUS....CREATIVE"
Labels: A1, dirtymartinis, josyb, musicvideos, nazdarovya, picklejuice, publikbizzare, ribkat, rkmgroup, vodka, youtube